The Modern Drunkard
Frank Kelly Rich and his unmerry band of Denver-based derelicts have been "Standing Up for Your Right to Get Falling Down Drunk Since 1996," and they now offer a book-length version of their distilled wisdom; it lists for $15 and Amazon currently has it for $10.20. Modern Drunkard magazine is also available through their website, $24 for 6 issues.
Planter's says, "Being corn to the core is about staying true to yourself, being genuine and being authentic. It's about taking what's at your core and proudly showing it—because our cores define all of us, just like corn defines Corn Nuts." I say, what a weird load of marketing bullshit BUT ALSO I really like Corn Nuts. Your first instinct for solid matter to accompany the bottom-shelf diet might be the iconic Beer Nuts, or perhaps wasabi peas to mask any untoward flavors from low-born liquor, but both of those otherwise-worthy snacks go down too fast. Corn Nuts require a little more chewing commitment, which will help extend the eating portion of the meal.
To a civilian, a dollar coin is a novelty at best and a nuisance at worst. If you're not a dedicated bottom-shelfer, it will just sit in your change jug depreciating for a year until you sell it to CoinStar for 90 cents. In the proper hands, however, it is transformed into an insurance policy for a rainy day that's threatening to come up short one 24-ounce can of Natural Ice.
Because bottom-shelfers get lucky sometimes, too, and nobody wants to taste your unminted mouth when you're Schlitz-faced.
Keg Cup Shot Glasses
I don't tend to go in for novelty shot glasses. Why can't you just pour the proper dosage into a regular glass and get on with it? But these are too clever to ignore. Get four of them at Urban Outfitters for $14.
Old Crow Reserve
Old Crow is very important to me. It was the first budget booze I truly appreciated. It's seen me through many a rough patch, and a couple of smooth ones too. On special occasions when I can find it and I have three extra dollars, I like to upgrade to Old Crow Reserve. You might be tempted to give your bottom-shelfer a bourbon with a grander ornithological heritage—an Eagle Rare, say, or even a Wild Turkey—but if you really want to respect his priorities, you'll give a gift that says, "Hey man, I get you. You like to keep it honest. So how's about this holiday season we keep it honest, plus another 6 proof and a slicker label?"